I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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