OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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