What tipped you off? The sombrero?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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