I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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