I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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