The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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