You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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