now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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