Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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