I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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