his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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