In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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