He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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