im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Randomize
