i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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