Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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