I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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