Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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