What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk