Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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