He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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