jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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