oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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