Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
should my penis look like a turkey
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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