so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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