Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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