i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
