Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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