whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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