fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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