Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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