Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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