did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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