Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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