Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
