Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
