He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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