am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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