just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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