Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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