Can Purell be used as lube?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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