i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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