Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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