is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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