Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.