We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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