Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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