Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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