is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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