I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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