ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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