we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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