I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
