whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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