Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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