great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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