We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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