Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I understand Curling. That high.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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